caribbean rudder

An embellishment of a Dutch rudder: the act of a man holding his own penis wrapped in a warm wash cloth while another person pulls up and down on his forearm(s), creating a masturbatory experience. Can also be used with the double Dutch rudder. The 'Caribbean' comes from the warmth of the wash cloth, the 'rudder' from the original Dutch rudder. Apparently, with two men, neither is gay when forearm manipulation is solely employed.

"I was just trying to clean up a bit, but all of a sudden it turned into a Caribbean rudder and my arm wasn't even tired!"

by Slummervillian February 18, 2009

Danish Rudder

Much Like the Dutch Rudder but instead of jerking the penis up and down you put your hands together and your friend runs your hands back and forth like is trying to start a fire with a stick

It wasnt gay. Johhny was just doing me a solid by giving me a little Danish Rudder action

by Hairy Taint August 23, 2010

raider

v. to dress exclusively in black and white, resembling the team colors of the Oakland Raiders.

I got my white shirt, black hoody, black jeans and white Nikes on so I can dress raider today.

by thuqsta September 1, 2009

Loom Raider

A person who has a predisposition for causing accidents that ruin carpets, rugs and upholstery.

By lucky coincidence, the frantic tidying and commotion caused by the Loom Raider's upset often unearths items that have long since been thought lost. In student digs this will most commonly include lighters, money, weed/hash and other artifacts of (some) value.

Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
Loom Raider: "Oh, man. I'm so sorry. Why is it always me?"
Owner: "Because you're a klutz."
L.R.: "I'll help tidy up.. hmm.. what's this?"
Owner: "OMG! It's Emma's number! I thought I'd lost it! Haha! You're a Loom Raider! OK, you're off the hook.. I hope she hasn't forgotten me.. (etc.)"

by Chandra42 October 27, 2008

Road Rudder

A Dutch Rudder performed on a person while they drive a car (much like road head). Warning: do not attempt in a vehicle with manual transmission.

The front seats in Bill's Hummer are too far apart, so instead of road head, I gave him a Road Rudder.

by Antonio and Bassanio December 15, 2008

Double Tapered Dutch Rudder

When two gentlemen perform a dutch rudder and both poop during the fluid exchange.

George Brett feel asleep after his double tapered dutch rudder

by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011

Raider Rash

Raider Rash is strand of STD's which comes from Lubbock, Texas. The disease is airborne but can also be contracted from bestiality (or similar animal looking creatures). It has side effects of painful urination, pustules around the genitalia, denial (see above), and will decrease GPA to a 1.0 which is still above average at the University of Texas Tech. The only cure is to quarantine infected areas (Lubbock) from the rest of the world.

Guy 1-"Hey do you want to go to Lubbock this weekend?"

Guy 2-"No, you can get Raider Rash by just being in their presence."

by Weggy2389 February 11, 2009