Robert
Robert by Chipper Sheen September 14, 2010
Robert
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Robert
A homeless looking male generally due to his pre-pubescent gullet of nappy hair. Roberts tend to have had surgery on their penis's and so they hide their shlongs. Sighting a penis of a robert is like seeing a rare unicorn. Roberts synical about love as well, years later most people find out this is because the robert they knew was an extreme homosexual, although some Roberts due remain straight. Roberts also love to hunt and feel empowered by killing small animals. Beware that whenever you party with a Robert they will always get obnoxiously drunk and if at a club they will most certainly try to fingerbang a girl on the dance floor.
I just stripped that robert down but that quick little leprechaun always gets away before i can see his pot of gold.
Robert by University of Iowa Professor November 9, 2010
Robert
An athletic guy that always knows the right thing to say. He's always making stupid jokes. Typically has dark eyes and hair. Obsessed with sports. Sometimes over his head but always has good intention. He is a fun, loving person that always cares for who he's with and sometimes makes the wrong choices. But he's always there when you need him.
He is such a Robert!
Robert by Underarmour17 December 16, 2013
Robert
Usually smiles and is not afraid to say what on there mind, Really sweet. But often gives up on love at a young age even though they shouldn't. They are always trying to please others like family. very Independent and would rather take care of others then be looked after. Has a good fashion sense and love there hair can often be mistaken for being "gay", but isn't. Very loyal, responsible ,fun and happy. Often though can have days when everything sucks and leaving them feeling down. Loves music especially new music, but also has a good taste for older music. One of the best people you will ever meet. Usually is very open and blunt but can also hide things like emotions and have walls, very close to a small group of friends, non-judgemental.