When a man fucks a woman/man in the asshole and an air pocket forms from the massive pressure of him going in and out of his/her asshole. The air pocket begins to grow like a balloon and the pressure becomes very intense. Then, when the man cums in his/her anus, he pulls out and the pressure from the air pocket shoots out a mixture of shit and jizz all over the man's private parts. Usually, the man doesn't expect it.
bob- (finishes in jenny's butt) "that was awesome babe!
jenny- okay pull out my asshole hurts.
bob- okay
(LOUD POP NOISE AND THE POOP AND JIZZ SPLATTERS ON BOBS JUNK)
Bob- WHAT THE FUCK!
Jenny- I'm so sorry babe! i didn't mean to rofleblober all over your junk!! it won't happen again!
jenny- okay pull out my asshole hurts.
bob- okay
(LOUD POP NOISE AND THE POOP AND JIZZ SPLATTERS ON BOBS JUNK)
Bob- WHAT THE FUCK!
Jenny- I'm so sorry babe! i didn't mean to rofleblober all over your junk!! it won't happen again!
by ballsmclongcok January 19, 2011
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A self-deprecating term used to describe a category of media that is defined by a combination of shared nostalgia and embarrassment. This word is typically used to describe fads, songs or movies that a person wouldn't want the general public to know that they once enjoyed, but is okay laughing about with friends.
Synonymous with: rostalgia
Synonymous with: rostalgia
OMG I just found my 12-inch wide New Kids On The Block pin, and it was so roflstalgia it made me smile.
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by That girl who does roflshtipmp October 18, 2011
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A female displaying such unpleasant qualities is known as a roflstompette
An informal variation of "crusher of laughs".
A female displaying such unpleasant qualities is known as a roflstompette
An informal variation of "crusher of laughs".
Me: Man, why does Juan have to be so politically correct all the time?
You: Yeah he can be a real roflstomper sometimes.
Juan: Guys, it's really rude to make fun of someone using cool words they don't know. Your mothers did a bad job at raising you, unlike mine.
Us: I guess your mother must really be a roflstompette.
You: Yeah he can be a real roflstomper sometimes.
Juan: Guys, it's really rude to make fun of someone using cool words they don't know. Your mothers did a bad job at raising you, unlike mine.
Us: I guess your mother must really be a roflstompette.
by Promoter of lols December 17, 2011
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Me: funny comment
Debbie: insufferable remark about inappropriateness of funny comment
everyone: awkward non-laugh at funny comment, mixed with eyerolls at Debbie
Conclusion: Debbie is a roflstompette.
Debbie: insufferable remark about inappropriateness of funny comment
everyone: awkward non-laugh at funny comment, mixed with eyerolls at Debbie
Conclusion: Debbie is a roflstompette.
by Promoter of lols December 17, 2011
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