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Relative Douchidity

Relative Douchidity, also known as RD is a
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels
Guy one "dude!, how do these glasses make me look like a douche?"

Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"

Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"

guy two ".... down man.... just... down"
by welllll fuck January 20, 2009
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Relatio

(ruh-ley-shee-oh) - noun

The non-sexual bonding time spent with one’s significant other; used to further develop the friendship aspect of the romantic relationship; often involves quiet conversation, hand holding and laughter.
Last night, Ashley and Hugh enjoyed relatio on the couch while watching the romantic comedy Someone Like You.
by cdn-seoul September 21, 2009
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relationship dog

A dog adopted together by a couple (who are typically young). This pet comes to represent the beginnings, trials and tribulations of their relationship to one another, in lieu of an actual child. Said dog is typically adopted from a no-kill shelter.
"After Ashley and Michael moved in together, they then took the next step: they adopted a relationship dog."
by thewriteguy April 15, 2012
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Mammorious Relationship

When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.
Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.
by Chancy Chancellor October 12, 2009
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undercover relationship

it can happen when A.there is a long distance relationship happening or B.two people meet on the internet; in an undercover relationship is when out in public you appear to be single, but as soon as you or your partner are at home either one of you are in "relationship mode". when two people are in a undercover relationship they can date whom ever they was but no matter what they both will be loyal to each other. Note:went both are at home you act like your dating (with out actually "going out")
guy 1: yeah i've dated a few girls
guy 2: sweet ever had an undercover relationship?
guy 1: na that's totally for losers
by Raven Sfortunato October 30, 2011
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Zero Penis Relationship

A couple with a sexual relationship without natural penis. In general, a Lesbian couple.
Cp. to a double penis relationship and a single penis relationship.
Did you hear, Patricia and Linda just started a proper Zero Penis Relationship!
by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016
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vanilla relationship

A plain relationship, involving dates and time with each other. Also used with sex with no kinks, just plain sex.
All I want is a Vanilla relationship. Even though josh likes his kinks.
by Thank you memes November 20, 2017
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