Reality Bytes

The act of telling somebody how you truly feel about them on-line because you're too much of a pussy to tell them face to face.

nick says: Even mother Teresa would think you're a cunt
nick says: Bigfoot doesn't even exists but I bet he wants to fuck you over
nick says: Reality Bytes, asshole.

by NWorsley June 17, 2010

Reality Check

Refering to people who think that their shit doesn't stink... you would insert your finger into their anus and remove your finger and place it below their nostril to remind them their shit in fact does stink.

Tim: I think Gayle is being a real bitch tonight, she says shes too good for Coors.
Freddie: Yeah that skeezer needs a serious reality check son.

by Fast_Freddie October 4, 2008

Reality Slip

The thus unproven theory by which reality slips into an alternate universe resulting in mass ignorance and denial about observable cause and effect in social, economic and environmental patterns that empirical data clearly shows to be true. Reality Slip has been most observed in rural areas, the American South, and red states, though it can occur anywhere at any time.

Interesting speech Ms. Palin, you looked great, except your reality slip was showing.

by Phil A Buster May 6, 2015

Reality Television

Something gone so horribly wrong in television, people need to stop watching this stuff. Showcases a bunch of whiny idiots causing constant drama and strife among each other. Very rarely has that one guy who "gets it" and doesnt really talk throughout the whole show.

Rare reality television shows that I actually ever liked:

The surreal life.


Thats about it. Stop watching MTV.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004

Reality Winner

A man or woman who wins a reality TV show.

"You see that Reality Winner on the news last night?"

by AKees June 6, 2017

Reality Marketing

Reality Marketing is a new type of internet marketing pioneered by "dotJenna" which involves showing your whole ass when you and your friends try to overthrow democratic elections.

dotJenna thought she wanted to do some reality marketing, but then she got a small taste of reality.

by Redder Texas January 7, 2021

reality challenged

Being so out of touch with reality it's not even funny. Often will deny the hard facts, even when the scientific evidence show otherwise. Usually religious fanatics, but crunchy mamas and druggies fits the definition.

JC: Trump is reality challenged; he thinks ladies deserves to be raped.
BJ: Really?
JC: Exactly. He is a evangelical fundie of the worst sort.

by LyassacheckList July 13, 2016