Rage wanking is the act of masturbation in order relieve stress or calm one's self down as opposed to masturbating to relieve sexual tension. A rage wank is akin to raping yourself.
Jim: I heard you dumped Jenny last night?
Tom: Yeah that bitch is a cheating whore, so I beat her up in my head and rage wanked to it.
Tom: Yeah that bitch is a cheating whore, so I beat her up in my head and rage wanked to it.
by Wolf's Hook May 8, 2010
Get the Rage Wankmug. Rage-log
verb
Inflected Form(s): Rage-logged; Rage-log·ging
Date: 2008
transitive verb
1. To disconnect from the internet in a fit of rage after getting shit on by another player in an online video game.
2. To cease all contact with online teammates without warning after performing poorly in an online video game.
verb
Inflected Form(s): Rage-logged; Rage-log·ging
Date: 2008
transitive verb
1. To disconnect from the internet in a fit of rage after getting shit on by another player in an online video game.
2. To cease all contact with online teammates without warning after performing poorly in an online video game.
Cataplexis was doing so poorly, he rage-logged without telling anyone. We didn't see him for a week. He is such a peasant.
by BearDawnwood August 17, 2008
Get the Rage-logmug. Person 1 "Do you like raging bear rum?"
Person 2 "No"
Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."
Person 2 "No"
Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."
by Kracked88 September 12, 2015
Get the Raging bearmug. The act of consuming mass quantities of alcohol during the daytime - e.g. the hours between waking up and roughly 5pm.
E: "Dude, what's up?"
J: "Duuude, I'm so hammered!"
E: "It's 5 pm, man - didn't you go to work today?"
J: "Naw, called in sick. Me and Brett have been day raging over at his place since like 10am."
E: "Well, I guess you can't drink all day long if you don't start in the morning."
"The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert." - Johnny Cash, 'Sunday Morning Coming Down'
J: "Duuude, I'm so hammered!"
E: "It's 5 pm, man - didn't you go to work today?"
J: "Naw, called in sick. Me and Brett have been day raging over at his place since like 10am."
E: "Well, I guess you can't drink all day long if you don't start in the morning."
"The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert." - Johnny Cash, 'Sunday Morning Coming Down'
by ikillbozo December 7, 2010
Get the Day Ragingmug. The state of unexpected and terrifyingly violent diarrhea that coughs, splutters and gushes in a manner reminiscent of the vomiting that occurs when infected with the RAGE virus in the movie "28 Days Later."
by Magnus Ultracock March 20, 2009
Get the Ass Ragemug. A thing that happens when one gets angry and doesn't want to play (or other verb) anymore. Can involve either the quiet rage quit of just leaving without saying anything, or the more loud type that many think of when hearing of "rage quitting". Obviously rage quitting may be frowned upon, but it's perfectly natural. All of us humans have emotions and some of us, when facing an unfair situation or are provoked, just can't stand it. Which is why either we take it out, or we quit. The only thing we can do is quit to be even the least bit respectful. That's where "rage quitting" comes from. We can't do anything about it, so we quit.
Player: "Alright, fuck this, I can't handle it anymore." >leaves
Toxic Player: "HE RAGEQUIT LMFAOOOO he should've gotten gud instead of rage quitting"
Toxic Player: "HE RAGEQUIT LMFAOOOO he should've gotten gud instead of rage quitting"
by Shinkilovania January 5, 2020
Get the Rage Quittingmug. When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.
(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)
by Lil gummy July 27, 2017
Get the nappers ragemug.