Quarantelepathic

Being confined with your girlfriend or wife so long that she thinks she can read your mind.

I’ve been stuck in this house with this woman so long she thinks she’s Quarantelepathic. Stop finishing my sentences for me!

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

quaranticipation

the sudden frenzied lust for toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and disinfecting wipes triggered by rumors of a viral surge.

The mob descended on the big box store like locusts, eager to strip its pallets of supplies in a surge of quaranticipation.

by J. Sterling February 11, 2021

Quaranteam

1. Noun: the people you live with or hang out with during a pandemic quarantine.

2. Verb: raiding supplies or gang banging during a pandemic quarantine. Similar to tag-teaming.

"We're all out of toilet paper"
"All right quaranteam, don your CBRN gear and grab your weapons; we are going to quaranteam the covidiot neighbours across the street"

by rebnvodka March 25, 2020

quarantine bod

(quarantine bod); sudden weight gain from overeating because of being quarantined

I'm only home for two weeks and I'm already developing a quarantine bod.

by tomco March 18, 2020

Quarantings

A bunch of bayd bitches in quarantine or a group of tings in isolation.

AP: Yo whose comin over?
Chet: I got some hunnies that just got out of quarantine. You could call them my quarantings

by Snaplatts March 18, 2020

Quaranthing

By the end of April 2020, the 40-day National Social-Distancing Campaign to reduce the spread of Coronavirus had become a soul-sucking source of stupidity because no American leaders could agree on the best way to reopen American businesses.

OMG, I need to get my hair cut! When is this Quaranthing gonna be OVER?!

by mysticklemom April 28, 2020

Quarantine Area

A danger zone (not the kenny loggins type) which causes any entrants hygiene to deteriorate rapidly and then contract various STDs. Condition worsens exponentially depending on a few things:
A) How long said person is in said zone.
B) If said person is naked while in said zone.
C) If a person touches anything while in said zone.

Interestingly enough, if a person is a permanent resident of the quarantine area they develop an immunity to the various ailments which can afflict mere mortals.

Holy guacamole Marlynn, Whit and James' room is a Quarantine Area! You had better get out of their quickly while your teeth are still white and your blood stream still pure!

by Soda Pop December 25, 2008