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qeef

When, after an extended episode of concentrated reasoning, a lady realises that she has discovered a hitherto overlooked flaw in Einstein's Relativity Theory but coherent speech is made an impossibility due to an intense level of sexual excitement, she must resort to an audible vaginal emission to convey her profundities to any fortunate peer within earshot. The pungency of the resultant qeef can be overpowering and is directly proportional to the originality and validity of the lady's deductions.
Man, mid-coitus: "Phwoah?! What was that?"
Lady, ditto: "That, Archibald, was a post-structuralist analysis of the novel Bleak House by Charles Dickens."
Man: "It friggin' stinks!"
by cheddarfloor April 20, 2005
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QED

After proving something in mathematics, used to indicate that said proof is complete.
Prove that x+3=0 when x is -3...

x+3=0
x=0-3
x=-3 QED
by goatsmacker June 12, 2004
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Qez

Too bad the OSPD doesn't include proper names, because Paxton would make a great qez.
by sieves July 15, 2011
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Qerime

An Albanian girls name that is not rarely used. Can be spelled either Qerime or Kerime. The name comes from macedonian background, has many delightful meanings. A very sweet, gorgeous person with a good taste in things. Will not back out of something she loves. Can be mean at times, so jut saty on her good side.
QERIME!
by dictionary1867 September 24, 2011
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qexy

have you seen qexys work, it’s so good !
by qexy December 4, 2019
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Qenocide

I'll Qenocide you for being sweet.
by Al2908 August 20, 2010
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Q.E.D.B.

From the Latin "Quod Erat Demonstrandum" which translated to English means "Which was to be demonstrated" ergo "Case in point".

The "B" at the end stands for "Bitch!" which serves to ram home the point to the intended audience.
Wolfgang: "Sergio Leone was actually approached to direct The Godfather before Francis Ford Coppola but turned it down Q.E.D.B.".

Kelvin: "No shit hey?".
by Celticdr October 27, 2011
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