carrier pigeon

The coolest type of bird EVER. They carry messages on their feet because they're so cool. They're basically n00bs that do stuff for you. A great example is Shap. Except for the fact that Shap isn't really really cool.
Anyway, screw cell phones, carrier pigeons is the new thing. Pfft, texting is overrated.
Buy a carrier pigeon.

Example? A carrier pigeon!

by Presidente Paoola January 5, 2008

Gym Pigeon

A person who only works out their upper body and doesn't understand what it is to do a squat or a deadlift.

Hence they end up looking like their animal namesake; fluffed up on top but walking around on matchsticks.

Dave, you see that gym pigeon over there? Doing arm curls in the squat rack.

Yeah, he's got legs like my 12 year old niece!

by Evil P July 9, 2010

the pigeon

when you jerk off out a window or off a bridge

i gave that chick downstairs the pigeon.

by nic ratner January 1, 2008

Sweaty Pigeon

When you lick the sweat off of someone's asshole and spit it into their mouth.

Dude me and Sarah just did the sweaty pigeon!

by Dudebrah June 22, 2015

Pigeons

An adjective meaning wild and crazy in a good way, but on the verge of being overwhelming. Pigeons describes something that is carefully balancing between being amazing and being too much to handle.

Whoa! My surprise birthday party was pigeons, man.

by dijon222 October 28, 2012

pigeon

A mostly brainless ball of fat and feathers that poops on everything. Can be trained, but why?

Stupid pigeon pooped on my car!

by Laser Potato August 23, 2004

pigeon

A no-value person who flies into a meeting, eats all the food, shits on everyone, and then flies away.

Tom is such a pigeon at board meetings.

by Bobsled10 July 18, 2022