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Pualani

Blossom from heaven, to blossom with mana from lani, expanding power and growing strength, like a stem extending and bursting out leaves, juicy with mana from source. A bud unfolding its petals, with definiteness of purpose. To go forth, to flower, to advance. Beautiful, and attractive, with that mana.
She attracts birds, bees, and everyone else like a Pualani!
by Granuaile March 16, 2010
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punani

slang for uki or vagina.
nani doesn't mean heavenly, it means beautiful.
ho, kaleis punani was tuna, nasty!
by ma'alea808 March 24, 2009
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Penal Sneeze

A penal sneeze is a person who, in general, would wish to be claimed as an accident by their birth-givers by some undefined and highly unfortunate series of events. For this reason they could not be claimed as anything other than a "penal sneeze."
Guy 1: Wow, that guy/girl is so bad at life... they annoy me so much!

Guy 2: Yeah, how does such a terrible being come to exist do you think?

Guy 1: Penal sneeze maybe.

Guy 2: Word.
by Helmet_Butter September 13, 2009
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Punane

The pussy🤦🏻 ♂️💦💦💦💦
Lemme eat your Punane”
by I_eat_that_ting June 2, 2018
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Penaldo

Penaldo is a washed up 37-year-old penalty merchant who sits on the bench for Penchester United and wastes time, money and space. He has 700 goals, all from penalties and he also has 5 chilpens. He is truly finished.
Man: Your Grandpa has done a Penaldo
Boy: He's Dead?
Man: No he sits on a bench all day and pretends to be something he's not
by 37yearoldfinishedtapinpenaldo October 12, 2022
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Pristiano Penaldo

Pristiano Penaldo, a.k.a. Pendu, Camelnaldo or simply Penaldo is a Portuguese Ghost living in Saudi Arabia. He likes to steal penalties from deserving players. He is at beekeeping age while his fans, penaldogs, meat ride saying that he is still the GOAT. We all know who the GOAT is, and that is no other than darwizzy- i mean Lionel Messi, an argentine dwarf from Rosario Argentina.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.

He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.

As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
Pristiano Penaldo is a finished player living in the arabian dessert
by MeltedY September 3, 2023
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punaner

1: A noun describing a dirty wet vagina. Although, the vagina does not need to be dirty or wet, it just helps.

2: An insult inferring vagina status
1: That punaner was so scrumptious I shit my pants.

2: That Zach Taylor kid is such a punaner.
by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006
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