Pull a Kobe

When you cheat, lie, or deceive your spouse in such a way.. that they can never forgive you unless you buy them something big expensive and fancy to show your "love" for them. Just how Kobe Bryant bought his wife a lamborghini.

After having an affair with a co worker.. and his wife finding out. John had to pull a kobe out of nowhere and bought her a alpaca rug, diamond ear rings, and a BMW.

by Q. Wedin November 29, 2009

pull a lumpy

To take a dump on the campus of Notre Dame

Can we stop for gas at South Bend? I wanna pull a lumpy.

by dilly42 July 22, 2010

Pulled a jordan

When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".

Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.

by acousticvis June 18, 2011

Pulled a Nash

Named for professional wrestler Kevin Nash. To catastrophically injure one's self while doing something mundane (Usually right after returning from an injury).

I pulled a Nash getting off the couch last night and tore my meniscus.

by Evalas November 27, 2012

Pull a fast one on me

Attempt to scam, trick, or con someone without the person noticing. But Once the person being scamed finally realizes what's going on they acknowledge what just happened by saying

"they tried to pull a fast one on me" or

"Did you just try to pull a fast one on me"

This term can also be used if someone actually scamed you , tricked you ,robbed you etc. without you realizing it until after it happens

Example:
I was helping this guy out and he "pulled a fast one on me" He took all my money

(Girl #1) : My Co worker offered me 5.00 to take him home, so I gave him a ride...but he tried to "Pull a fast one on me "

(Girl #2): Why? what happened?

(Girl #1): He said he lost his five dollar bill

by Myke Nozam July 1, 2015

Pull a Donald

To achieve something that you didn't intend to do and that is going to come back and bite you in the ass.

Julie: I'm going to apply for a job that I don't want and that I'm not qualified for. I'm only doing it for the experience of the interview process...
Paul: I don't know... What if you pull a Donald and you end up getting that job? You could be stuck in there for 4 to 8 years!

by Wuan in a million January 19, 2018

Pulled an internal

When someone sells a source that isn't theirs and gets exposed for it.

Hey, did you hear? One of the owners of Apex pulled an internal!

by Zyrex July 18, 2020