Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.

Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.

by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025

pucker screen

Another word for your asshole.

yo, call stacy up, i wanna play with her ol pucker screen

by ajeezy May 31, 2007

puckered gatekeeper

Butthole

i clenched tightly but the puckered gatekeeper betrayed me, releasing a silent but deadly one just as the elevator door slid shut.

by Thisscreennameblows October 6, 2016

Pucker Punch

The act of punching your sexual partner in the butt-hole unexpectedly. Often performed during doggy-style.

I'm sorry baby, I got told you'd love a pucker punch and I just went all Maverick on ya.

by ShrewdSauce February 12, 2022

pucker-suck

When two people put their buttholes together and clench at the same time

Hey man, me and my ole lady pucker-sucked last night.

by Regularweirdo May 3, 2024

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

Booty Pucker

A nervous excitement

When he made that joke about getting married it made my booty pucker

by Big Marks from the chair May 31, 2025