Prosexting

the act of protesting and sexting simultaneously.

I was prosexting my man friend soon after Trump was elected.

by Brooklyngp February 24, 2019

present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019

Presentor

A superior version of presenter. Made by Joseph Stalin, it wants to rape you.

The presentors are presenting a PowerPoint on communism. Nicolas is the hottest presentor, to be totally honest.

by Areodactl September 20, 2019

Prosinthious

A guy from Aristotle's time.

Yo Prosinthious, Mike doesn't think you're real.
-Aristotle

by YeetyMcSkeetykins October 15, 2019

proventus

The overwhelming desire to be successful. Often a persisting feeling of inevitable success to come

I’m feeling rather proventus lately

by Korobelamathouzand July 18, 2020

Presentaion

a misspelling of presentation, if you actually spelt it like this once, good job. idiot.

"i had to do a presentaion"

by ritec November 3, 2020

Present Pocket

It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise

Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.

by FuryCollector November 14, 2020