picture-owning

A stupid trend on Myspace that is when someone puts a picture on, their friends comment it and say "I own!". Gay. Anyways, them myspace addits can also put in the captions "Ashley owns" or somthin.

-(picture comment)"I love this pic! Can I own it?"
-(picture captions) "Ashley owns"
-"Ashley is already picture-owning that pic. Own the other one"

by Pharee July 5, 2007

Picture Ninja

A fat and/or ugly girl that disguises her bulk in nearly every picture she takes.

"I got screwed by a picture ninja I met through facebook for the first time today. Her picture was hot, but I never saw the 300 pounds her head was attached to."

by BrettNR December 9, 2008

what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.

Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

by RicardoP89 January 28, 2007

practic

A word overused by pseudointellectual Romanian kids when they try to sound smarter

Guy1: Asta e un telefon
Guy2: Da, practic este un dispozitiv de pe care faci apeluri telefonice cu o cartela
Guy1: Frate, e un telefon, stiam asta deja

by probablythisnameisntused January 26, 2020

The Practicality Threshold

Some things are just too practical to work. The practicality threshold is defined as the line beyond which things become too practical for use.

"Hey, why are we taking a hot air balloon to the moon instead of a rocket?"

"Because the rocket is past the practicality threshold!"

by Zephaire January 1, 2009

The Picture Timeline theory

Looking at a womans older profile pictures on Facebook to determine when she became a slut.

"Dude, have you noticed how much sluttier Sheryl is getting?"

"I know man! I used The Picture Timeline theory on her and figured out she became a whore around grade 11."

by CrowNasty September 30, 2011

Captain price forward facing execution

Captain price forward facing execution is a sex move, originating from call of duty modern warfare. You blow your load onto the back of her head while sucking a cigar and say "Bravo six going dark".

"Hey babe, wanna try the Captain Price forward facing execution again tonight?"

by W4CKY October 12, 2020