Pouncing Puma

Where a man with an erect penis jumps from a height of at least 7 feet, and plummets his penis into the awaiting asshole of his male mate at ground-level.

"Max is in the hospital. Jacob gave him a mean pouncing puma."

by Cletis Vandamme June 26, 2008

Punce

Something or someone that is weak.

1) You don't have a sub woofer so your sound system is puncey. This is just something you will have to accept, for now.

2) I made your friend annoyed enough to go home just from calling him/her a punce, I guess I was right.

3) We were moving bricks all day, I was lifting ten at a time but my friend could only manage four at a time, such a punce.

by Blueberry-Muffin April 18, 2010

prouncer

predatory homosexual

theres a prouncer in the bushes, or that bloke looks like a prouncer

by pokka August 24, 2011

Sourdough Pounder

the act of intercourse with a female that currently has a yeast infection.
(also a brand of Synder's Pretzels)

Roger was desperate when he laid the Sourdough Pounder to Vanessa.

by SuperDeez August 13, 2009

10 inch pounder

A mysterious meat between a hot dog bun.

Hey Dude lets make a 10 inch pounder, put it in the bun.

by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

poonce

someone, a person, or an a object can be a poonce. a poonce is infact a pussy ass bitch. (also objects can be poonce's or pooonced)

Mike is such a poonce it makes me sick.
OR
Mikes car is all poonced out. that car has been poonced.

by rsxboysarehot September 9, 2006

Pounch

A sudden and usually unexpected engagement in consensual vigorous sexual activity.

"My woman went to the bar and when she came home she totally pounched me."

"I woke up with her on top of me riding me like a bronco. It was one of the best pounches I've ever experienced."

"I can't take it! I have to pounch the lead singer from The Agonist!!!"

by The Five Legged Spider June 20, 2009