potato

The only edible plant that will grow during a mini-ice age. Means of surviving a inhospitable environment.

Man, his friends are cold; glad I brought a potato with me.
If it wasn't for my pug companion, I'd have to be my own potato.

by Br&t September 4, 2015

Potatoism

When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book

She believes in potatoism

by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019

Potatoism

The belief of self ruling and or being your own god

Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism

by Flyingspegett August 11, 2017

POTATOES

Why are you searching up potatoes on urban dictionary? Why am I writing this? What am I doing with my life?

POTATOES r cool

by JHONNAY June 30, 2020

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by ivrugue March 2, 2021

potato

Me. I am potato

I am a potato. Some might call me a hot potato

by captain potato June 30, 2015

potato

A lazy person who doesn't do much and just sits around. A couch potato but without necessarily being on a couch.

Hannah, are you being a bed-potato again? League of Angels?

by itikky July 24, 2016