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postmodern Public Defender

Some poor schmuck was given the sad job of defending poor private fools against acts of larceny perpetrated by the entirety of the general public. He seldom has the integrity to look his client in the eyes because he knows the public always treads on the private.
The importance we place on justice can always be measured by the amount of resources given to the postmodern Public Defender in proportion to the amount of resources given to the Attorney General.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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possums

Taken from a Teen Girl Squad animation from Homestar Runner, "possums" can be used to mean that something is negative or not good.
My boss asked me to work overtime today. It was definitely possums.
by Kris September 28, 2004
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Possum in a sack

A girl who acts like a dead fish in bed. Possum(girl playing dead) sack(bed)
I was hooking up with Bobbie Sue McGillicutty the other day, she was a total possum in a sack, she just laid there and did nothing as I was giving her the best 2 minutes of her life.
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rotten possum

The act of deficating one's self whilst in the throes of lovemaking.
Our hot steamy lovemaking was abruptly interrupted when the rotten possum reared it's ugly head.
by Buncemaster General July 16, 2004
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postman

Drug dealer who is posted up on the corner, selling drugs.
"I'm Mr. Postman" - Juelz Santana
"Posted on the corner like a Lightpole." - Young Jeezy
by cashen August 25, 2006
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Possums

An exclamation of great joy and excitement. An abreviation of Awesome Possum.
"Hey, my mom got me a car!"
"POSSUMS! Can I get a ride to school then?"
by Mary_Lou May 24, 2006
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possum bashin'

A sport in which one sneaks up on or chases down a possum and bashes it with a club like device on the head. At the end of the allotted time the team with the most possums wins. (Possum bashing can also be done in exhibition form where only one group bashes soley for the enjoyment of the sport.
Tonight were a goin' possum bashin' and tomorrow Mama is gonna make us possum stew with all our killins.
by Thomas Jude March 11, 2008
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