Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.

"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.

by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020

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Portland Texas

Shitty town in texas near Corpus Christi that no one know or cares about

Where the hell is Portland Texas

by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023

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Portland Picasso

Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.

Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...

by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021

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Huge In Portland

A snarky way of insulting someone or something ( usually a performer) .

Billy : "waw that band was lame "
Joe : "yea they're huge in portland. "

by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019

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Portland Pickle

A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.

Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.

by NeoNeologist February 1, 2024

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