The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.
"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.
by Monkey's Dad July 26, 2020
by billy joe bob-bob October 06, 2019
by SpreadTheLoveAround March 13, 2017
The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...
You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 20, 2023
by Saengdao December 29, 2022
Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport
by thatfootballguy12849 January 15, 2022
The Portland Trail Blazers (commonly referred to as the Blazers) are a professional basketball team based in Portland, Oregon. They compete in the northwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1970. The team won the NBA championship back in 1977. The team plays their home games at Moda Center. Notable players on the team include Anfernee Simons, Shaedon Sharp, Toumani Camara, Deni Avdija, and Donovan Clingan. The team is coached by Mr. Big Shot himself, Chauncey Billups. Even though the team hasn't been good in recent years, they are still a well-supported franchise. Which is saying a lot since they don't play in a big market.
I can't believe it took this long for the Portland Trail Blazers to get their own definition on urban dictionary.
by Ziggmanster June 04, 2025