Porch Ham

(n.) A large melon that is consumed during gatherings in summer months generally in a communal manner on a porch or stoop; Watermelon

Hey Jamal, we gotta head to auntie's because she's cuttin up some of that porch ham for us to munch on!

by Flannel_Patriot May 26, 2022

porch slacker

Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.

Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.

by EEPERSCREEPERS May 21, 2010

Porch kids

In a blended family, these are children of no blood relation fro. A former marriage...a porch kid is a step beyond a step child

I took my porch kids to the concert.

by poppy3415 July 2, 2019

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person

Shut the fuck up porch monkey

by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023

Porch Rican

(noun) A Puerto Rican with a basic palate.

You don’t eat clams?! You’re such a Porch Rican.

by Pseudoname8 September 25, 2019

porch room

An enclosed patio attached to a house.

Don't let the dog out in the yard; it's raining. Just let him play in the porch room.

by ekolis November 3, 2016

Porch dick

A dick who yells insults from his/her porch.

Pete from the Walking Dead was a total porch dick to Rick.

by KitKat69 April 1, 2015