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melting popsicles

1. Katy Perry's euphemism for causing an erection (as seen in her music video for "California Girls"). 2. an ice cold sweet treat (a.k.a. a popsicle) liquefying due to some source of intense heat (such as the sun or Californian sun-kissed skin). 3. possessing skin so perfectly tanned and unblemished that it is equivalent to flirting shamelessly without even speaking a word.
1. "Damn. She just melted my popsicle."

2. "I'm in the mood for a popsicle but it's so hot out I don't want to deal with the mess if it melts..."

3. "You're skin's great! Just go to the beach for a few days, and you'll be melting popsicles in no time."

4. "Watch out! California girls have sun-kissed skin so hot they'll melt your popsicle!!!"
by Kate from California ;) August 2, 2010
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Poopus

it was poopus vs the tyrannosaurus rex.
by CaptainHappyPants August 2, 2010
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hokus pokus

That stankin as ho gave me some stress weed.
by Duble-R January 30, 2003
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Poopus

A really cute dog. Basically any dog since all dogs are cute:-)can also be used to describe other animals and babies up until a certain age when it becomes weird
“AwHshdhdhdj your dog is such a poopus”
by LiveCrabs December 23, 2018
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Douche Popsicle

A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.
Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.
by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010
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Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
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stackin da g's till da rubber band pops

earning money until you've got too much.
yo homedog-sliceface peepsaroo-dog biscuit with butter and a little silanchero! im just stackin da g's till da rubber band pops at my new job!
by Mr. Moose aka justin June 20, 2008
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