Poon-Schlang

A bad or stale form of poon tang. slang for bad pussy.

1) mate, I saw you sneak home with some filthy poon-schlang last night.

2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!

by The Iron Commie Chef March 8, 2009

Poon Chang

1. hot asian girl, usually that one would like to hit.
2. asians having sex, usually the girl is HOTTT.

1. look at that hot Poon Chang! i would HIT THAT SO HARD
2. wow, that Poon Chang porn was frkn leetsauce.

by 1ftphallus May 25, 2009

Poon Magma

Vaginal discharge that gets on you while fingering a girl.

My friend came home this morning covered in poon magma.

by mattefinnish March 13, 2017

poon points

Points that lead up to the acquisition of a girl's womanhood. The more poon points one has attained, the more likely they are to get laid.

Guy #1: Dude, you owe me, I got you like 30 poon points today with Ashley.

by zander_r00lz March 4, 2009

Poon-Chen

Poon chen is an infectious disease that causes the intense rotting of the genetalia and can only be treaeted with poon-chen cream except in severe cases. Such cases may only be handled by an expert such as Dr. M. Riding.

"Hey dude, can you help me out, i'm out of cream and my poon-chen is acting up again" - poor sod with poon-chen

by Dr. M. Riding December 1, 2010

poon slayer

poon slayer- a guy who fucks alot of hot chicks

"He fucked two chicks last night, what a poon slayer!"

by dmudra21 March 11, 2010

Alien Poon

Some kind of sexual intercourse with someone who isn't from where you live.

Guy 1- Hey man, heard you got yourself some action while on your vacation!

Guy 2- Yeah, I got me some Alien Poon!

Guy 1- Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

by Superfly58 December 9, 2008