Screwed the pooch

To have sex with a dog.

Jize Layo screwed the pooch for his new film, "Jize Layo does a dachsund IV"

by Jose Loya September 13, 2005

Pooch cooch

When the cooch looks (and tastes) like the leftovers you give to your pooch

Dude that pooch cooch was so rank I thought it might try to snap at me

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020

Pooch-hooch

Pooch is a dog or puppy and hooch is what we called our abode while in Viet-Nam. It can also be defined a place where the hubby goes when the wife is pissed off at him.

I screwed up and now I'm in the pooch-hooch

by mahat macoat November 10, 2009

Gorilla Pooch

1. A gorilla's vagina.

2. A female of color's vagina.

3. A dumbass.

1. Dude do you see that gorilla pooch over there?

2. Shaquefah is a gorilla pooch.

3. Jeremy don't be such a gorilla pooch.

by daGouch April 30, 2011

Screw the Pooch

In skateboarding, to lose control of the board and crush one's testicles on a rail, bar, lip, or other similar surface.

Tony tried to grind down the handrail at school, but instead he just managed to screw the pooch.

by Fresnel February 25, 2009

pooch tea

This tasty little beverage is the result of brewing a freshly used pair of fat girl panties in boiling water. Pooch Tea is great for hazing or just to wet your whistle.

Hey Mom, could you pass the pooch tea please.

by Nick Sig October 11, 2007

pooch pounder

another name for all my coworkers....dog banger!

Jeez that Ricky is such a pooch pounder! He never does anything!

by Van Halen April 11, 2007