Cracking in the porting

Spanish expression

It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.

It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.

-Coche 1: Vamos, aparca justo al lado, que no pueda salir!!!

-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!

TRANSLATION:

-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit

-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!

by Juan Angel July 30, 2007

Penting

Pen Painting.

Painting with a pen.

Michael makes the best pentings.
Penting is very fun!

by Ethu December 20, 2017

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by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022

poning

When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!

Chelsea: "Is the water running?"
Emily:"No, I'm just poning."

by Emily Chester August 3, 2007

porting

The act of another male tying weights to his foreskin in order for another male to inject his fallous into another mans penis.

That guy Ben got caught porting Tim.

by mattlikesvodka October 23, 2009

punting

When the woman and the man in the relationship swap rolls during sex, the woman uses a strap on, and the man takes it up the pooper.

"DAYYUM, I walked in on Sally Punting Danny, I threw up a little in my mouth."

by bananaphonedododo May 26, 2009

posting

the act of smoking weed with your friends while doing absolutely nothing and having no future plans for the night.

Nick: yo what u doin?
Steve: posting

by iceburgZ January 1, 2010