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Penis Grease

Any kind of low budget alcohol drank out of desperation at a party after all the good booze is gone.
Mark: Any beer left?
Janet: No, but I think there is a couple of bottles of penis grease upstairs in the pantry
by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009
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snow penis

The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. Typically done by college students for a good laugh.
Several guys from the dorm went out in the middle of a blustery January storm and built a huge snow penis.
by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004
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Penis

something that you play with when your 4 years old then later find out it contains milk that your supposed to drink.
by shortybarbie October 17, 2019
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penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls
Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk
by Don Juan April 4, 2003
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Penis

Penis is fine
by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021
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pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago
by andy1 April 19, 2005
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Penis Tango

1. An act where multiple penises contact each other in a graceful and elegant fashion

2. A nondescript term that can be used either as a noun, verb or adjective—but most often a subject noun—as a “filler” for when the speaker or writer forgets the subject in which he or she is referring to but wishes to continue moving on with the statement.

3. An excerpt from a modified or corrupted version of the NATO phonetic alphabet.
1. Let's get Mark and Dave over for a little penis tango and scones.

2. I'll be right over once I get done changing the oil on this penis tango.

3. Ace, we have a tango here! ID: alpha, penis, foxtrot, semen, victor, labia.
by Ricky McStickshift February 4, 2010
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