pincher bug

a bug wither pincher thingies also known as an earwig

"Wow look at the size of that pincher bug."

by tidwap November 17, 2003

christ puncher

One who takes his/her first and inserts it firmly into the asshole of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Jerry Falwell and George W. Bush are Christ Punchers.

by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008

shit pincher

One who clinches turds from anal cavities using one's fingers, toes, teeth or member

Chris Hayes is a fucking shit pincher

by Chris_Windy April 25, 2010

clown puncher

When a person grabs the shaft of his penis with one hand and punches the head of his penis with the other.

With a firm grip on his shaft, Teal kept punching the head of his penis like a true clown puncher.

by Team Clown Puncher Mississippi August 21, 2007

Doughnut Puncher

same as colon cowboy or ass bandit

by colon cowboy January 29, 2003

poacher

A younger man who actively pursues older women (i.e. "cougars").

A true poacher, Dave knew the best spots to find the most receptive cougars.

by VeronicaSmythe January 25, 2008

pincher

when you have your thumb and forefinger in a pinching position and you stick the thumb in the cunt and the finger in the anus and pinch away

hey treacle fancy a pincher
yeah why not

by willow69 October 11, 2007