poked in the nuts

A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.
Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.
by Sambosa June 10, 2005
Get the poked in the nuts mug.

facebook poke

A communication option on Facebook that allows users to say hello to or show interest in a friend without having to go through the tedious process of crafting coherent sentences in order to express one's self.

The Facebook poke is especially useful in the process of overanalyzing a potential romantic interest's feelings about you based solely on impersonal online interactions.
Stan: I Facebook poked Wendy two hours ago, but she hasn't poked me back yet!

Kyle: That sucks - I guess you're going to have to find a different prom date.
by E_Rochester June 26, 2010
Get the facebook poke mug.

Sex Poke

When someone yawns or streches, you poke them in the ribs. The person who is getting poked makes a noise that sounds like theyre having an orgasm.
Elliot: *yawn*

Tyrone: Poke!! (pokes in ribs)

Elliot: *moan* That damn sex poke gets me everytime!!
by auberginedreams September 12, 2009
Get the Sex Poke mug.

Poking Smot

In other words your stoned off your ass and cant say smoking pot right.
derrrrrr.... were poking smot.
by Joey March 27, 2003
Get the Poking Smot mug.

poke-block

to poke someone on the Facebook and subsequently block him/her.
I poke-blocked her chickenhead azz that night!
by dmart November 18, 2005
Get the poke-block mug.

Poke and Grit

A southern-slang term meaning "poke your tongue in your cheek and grit your teeth" or "bite your tongue". Most often used as a way of saying there's no food.
"The fridge is empty, looks like we're having poke and grit."

"If you don't like what I cooked, you can have poke and grit"
by Southernmost September 29, 2017
Get the Poke and Grit mug.

poke city

A. Either having sexual relations with someone or

B. Getting ravaged, usually In a fast food environment.
-Did you go to poke city last night?

-5 cars in drive! Now entering Poke City!
by Mrplague February 24, 2015
Get the poke city mug.