A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.
Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.
by Sambosa June 10, 2005
A communication option on Facebook that allows users to say hello to or show interest in a friend without having to go through the tedious process of crafting coherent sentences in order to express one's self.
The Facebook poke is especially useful in the process of overanalyzing a potential romantic interest's feelings about you based solely on impersonal online interactions.
The Facebook poke is especially useful in the process of overanalyzing a potential romantic interest's feelings about you based solely on impersonal online interactions.
Stan: I Facebook poked Wendy two hours ago, but she hasn't poked me back yet!
Kyle: That sucks - I guess you're going to have to find a different prom date.
Kyle: That sucks - I guess you're going to have to find a different prom date.
by E_Rochester June 26, 2010
When someone yawns or streches, you poke them in the ribs. The person who is getting poked makes a noise that sounds like theyre having an orgasm.
by auberginedreams September 12, 2009
derrrrrr.... were poking smot.
by Joey March 27, 2003
by dmart November 18, 2005
A southern-slang term meaning "poke your tongue in your cheek and grit your teeth" or "bite your tongue". Most often used as a way of saying there's no food.
"The fridge is empty, looks like we're having poke and grit."
"If you don't like what I cooked, you can have poke and grit"
"If you don't like what I cooked, you can have poke and grit"
by Southernmost September 29, 2017
A. Either having sexual relations with someone or
B. Getting ravaged, usually In a fast food environment.
B. Getting ravaged, usually In a fast food environment.
by Mrplague February 24, 2015