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Licorice Pocket

A creative word for an arsehole (asshole, butthole, bunghole, poo ring, ringer, ring hole, poo hole, anus etc).
"Shut up, you're being a pain in my licorice pocket."
"Just pushed out a big one, fuck my licorice pocket is sore"
by Crystal Ballwank July 9, 2016
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pocket twix

Leaving your cock in a woman's ass for too long after butt sex when she had Mexican the night before. When you pull it out, it'll look like a melted twix bar thats been in your pocket too long.
Rebecca gave incredible anal last night, but when I finally pulled out, I had a pocket twix.
by sanch2337 January 8, 2009
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she pocket

A term that creepy, creepy men use to refer to a woman's vagina. First recorded mention is an article by the creepy, creepy Wingman Magazine.
How many men have put their rocket into your she pocket?
by Captain Tudmoke October 25, 2015
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pocket grease

Money
A derivative of greasing someone's palm
My Dad would say to me as he reached in his pocket "I know you have a date tonight, I don't want you looking broke so here is a little pocket grease " as he handed me a fifty.
by King dbl Z B February 10, 2018
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Pocket Battleship

1.) Any German warship built between the mid 1920s and late 1930s.

2.) A reference to an extremely squat yet powerfully stacked individual. A short fat person or someone who is wider than they are tall. Can also be an individual who works out excessively so they look too built for their size.
Webbo: Fuck me, did you see that bird walk past then - she was a fridge!
Baggers: yeah, she was a proper pocket battleship.
by Baggers80 August 23, 2010
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Pocket G

When you carry a Guinness around with you or you need to drink a quick Guinness before leaving the bar.
1.The bar was about to close so I yelled at the bartender to "throw me a pocket G." 2. I was going to the tailgate party at the stadium and they were only serving cheap beer so I brought with me a couple of "pocket G's"
by Swan269 November 2, 2010
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Pocket Post

An accidental status update or wall post to facebook or twitter from a smart phone.
Chris- AaAaea azrmbzszzzzzszzz zzzzzzzszszszzszszzzzzsz zszzzzzszz. 10 minutes ago from MOTOBLUR

Dan-your pocket posts are the best.
by JesusJs August 16, 2010
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