Pocket Knobber

One who touches them selves through there pocket
Kibbles :dude what are you doing!
Fraser : What does it look like...
Kibbles : POCKET KNOBBER!!!1
by Mcjaffs April 10, 2010
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Pocket Battleship

1.) Any German warship built between the mid 1920s and late 1930s.

2.) A reference to an extremely squat yet powerfully stacked individual. A short fat person or someone who is wider than they are tall. Can also be an individual who works out excessively so they look too built for their size.
Webbo: Fuck me, did you see that bird walk past then - she was a fridge!
Baggers: yeah, she was a proper pocket battleship.
by Baggers80 August 23, 2010
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slobber pocket

Lori loves when Chris goes down on her Slobber Pocket
by CHRISTIAN LYZE December 06, 2013
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Pocket Ghetto

(n.) A small ghetto: A small area populated by poor and low income people prone to violence, drug use, and coolness.

Often exists within a patchwork of middle class and upper class communities. Indicated by the presence of hookers, drug addicts/tweakers, drug dealers, gang members, check cashin' places, pawn shops, or other shady people/locations.
(1) "Roll up the window, we're in a pocket ghetto."

(2) "We are? How do you know?"

(1) "First, I buy my weed here. Second, there's a Wafflehouse.
by AZ Homegrown May 28, 2009
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Licorice Pocket

A creative word for an arsehole (asshole, butthole, bunghole, poo ring, ringer, ring hole, poo hole, anus etc).
"Shut up, you're being a pain in my licorice pocket."
"Just pushed out a big one, fuck my licorice pocket is sore"
by Crystal Ballwank July 09, 2016
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Pocket-swag

A piece of linen (or occasionally a folded napkin or piece of paper/card) inserted into the pocket of a suit jacket in order to truly complete a suit. When worn with confidence and assurance, it brings an atmosphere of 'swag' to a room. No one really knows why or how, just that there is something added to a setting or environment when a pocket-swag is present, making you feel, in that place right between your heart and your soul, that this just feels right. This is not simply a 'pocket square', this is pocket-swag. To the untrained eye, very similar. To experienced swagologists, their difference is everything.
Girl: Nice pocket square!
Guy: Excuse me?
Girl: I said that I like your pocket square.
*Guy laughs*
Girl 2: That ain't no pocket square. That's pocket-swag, you amateur.
Girl: I am so sorry.
Guy: Don't worry. Mistakes happen.
by Big_Nate_Dawg May 27, 2013
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Pocket Post

An accidental status update or wall post to facebook or twitter from a smart phone.
Chris- AaAaea azrmbzszzzzzszzz zzzzzzzszszszzszszzzzzsz zszzzzzszz. 10 minutes ago from MOTOBLUR

Dan-your pocket posts are the best.
by JesusJs August 16, 2010
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