Poober. - Noun.
noun: poober,
The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’
Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.
noun: poober,
The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’
Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.
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Jim - Hey you little chug, got a bill?
Bill - No.. I got some change.
Jim - You shouldn't have bought the lysol so we could've played Indian Poker.
Bill - Next time.
Jim - Ya, next time.
Bill - No.. I got some change.
Jim - You shouldn't have bought the lysol so we could've played Indian Poker.
Bill - Next time.
Jim - Ya, next time.
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Noun:
1) The act of fixing or building something by tinkering, prodding, poking, and twiddling it until it looks the way it should or does what it ought to do. The act of solving a problem in a very make-shift, seat-of-the-pants way rather than proceeding with any sort of plan or forethought. Jiggery-pokery is all about "Good enough"
2) A very informal, vague process for doing a thing - there's no step-by-step thing you do to get the result you want, you just apply the jiggery-pokery until it starts making the noise and doing the thing
Possibly, this comes from literally "jiggering" (jiggling) and "pokering" (poking) a thing until it comes together or starts to work or both.
Noun:
1) The act of fixing or building something by tinkering, prodding, poking, and twiddling it until it looks the way it should or does what it ought to do. The act of solving a problem in a very make-shift, seat-of-the-pants way rather than proceeding with any sort of plan or forethought. Jiggery-pokery is all about "Good enough"
2) A very informal, vague process for doing a thing - there's no step-by-step thing you do to get the result you want, you just apply the jiggery-pokery until it starts making the noise and doing the thing
Possibly, this comes from literally "jiggering" (jiggling) and "pokering" (poking) a thing until it comes together or starts to work or both.
1) I just used a bit of jiggery-pokery and I got your phone working again; I majored in jiggery-pokery in college, I did.
2) Careful with the coffee machine - you need a bit of jiggery-pokery to get it working.
2) Careful with the coffee machine - you need a bit of jiggery-pokery to get it working.
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