Peruvian Plumpkin

A variation of a blumpkin that begins in a pumpkin patch. You and your girl go to find an appropriate pumpkin for your carving pleasure. Once you get a decent pumpkin you bring it home and begin to carve it out with your girl. The most important thing to remember is to eat all of the pumpkin seeds as you are carving, but you do not let your girl eat any (you can wash it down with some alcohol if you desire). After an hour of carving and eating seeds you should begin to get a feeling of uneasiness in your stomach. It is extremely important to carve a mouth in your pumpkin. You then must start to woo your girl and you two start going at it. Then she begins to take off your pants and you sit on the carved out pumpkin. She starts giving you head and you have to let your bowels free in the pumpkin (hence the blumpkin relation). Right before busting in your girls mouth you get up and bust into the pumpkins carved out mouth. Following that you finish it off by smashing the shit and cum full pumpkin on your girls head.

South: "What did you do last night?"
Me:"Yo man I had one hell of a night last night; me and my girl went to the pumpkin patch and we got shit nasty on a bag of wine and pumpkin seeds."
South: "How did it end?"
Me: "Like it always does man with a peruvian plumpkin!!"
South: "Damn man thats great, ever see Accepted?"

by BadAssBA December 13, 2008

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.

Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.

by Lil Uzi Verts dick's in my ass June 1, 2017

plump

fat; tubby; chubby; whale-like; blubbery; wobbly; immobile; fatassed; manboobulant; stuck; jiggly; bulgy; rotund; spherical-assed; pudgy; water-filled

You plump motherfucker, all you can do is move your neck to turn around when the fridge gets repossesed!

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

plumptential

The potential for a girl to gain weight as time goes by, whether by having a child or just through genetics, thereby destroying her attractiveness and causing immense frustration and regret to her spouse or boyfriend.

Sarah has a nice body at age 21, but after meeting her heavy-set mother and seeing what the future holds, Sarah has the plumptential to balloon up to 265 lbs. after hitting 30 and crapping out children.

by Ernst Blofeld January 14, 2010

Plumpish

Adjective: An unflattering being between the states of average and fat.

That shirt makes bob look rather plumpish.

Julie needs to diet. She is starting to look plumpish.

by Smegan&Oatrick March 18, 2011

Plump

the sound your shit makes when it falls into the toilet water

Dude, the shit I just made had the biggest plump

by slayallday69137 June 30, 2022

Plumps

Noun. Alternative (slang) term referring to female breasts, particularly those of the larger cup sizes.

1. "Did you see the plumps on that broad?"
2. "She's got the best plumps ever; they're so...plump."
3. "There's nothing I like more than taking my bra off after a long day and letting my plumps hang free."

by SGIGS August 16, 2009