by Deacon Funk April 19, 2003
Get the pfunk mug.A term of affectionate rebuke. Banterful scolding. Used for remonstration, when joking or harsh words are not appropriate.
'you utter plonkerdoodle!'
by star_0f_wonder September 11, 2009
Get the Plonkerdoodle mug.dave: dude look at that rail. look at that bridge! and that gate! we can plank all of these!
steve: i know man, this is a total plankground.
steve: i know man, this is a total plankground.
by nickesmuyguapo December 8, 2011
Get the plankground mug.compound word derived from the two words planking and sandwich. In its pure form it is three people simultaneously planking in a horizontal stack of male female male. Other constructions are permissable, however three 'plankwichers' are the official minimum. first recorded plankwich occured 15th June 2011 in Kuching Malaysia and was performed by three australians. plankwiching in public requires planning, speed, caution and a camera.
' I had a great plankwich last night '
He: Was that your first plankwich, because you were great!'
She: Yes it was my first but it wont be my last!'
Me: "I'd rather have a plankwich than sex"
My friend: "I didnt think your wife was that bad"
Me: "No plankwiching is that good!"
He: Was that your first plankwich, because you were great!'
She: Yes it was my first but it wont be my last!'
Me: "I'd rather have a plankwich than sex"
My friend: "I didnt think your wife was that bad"
Me: "No plankwiching is that good!"
by inaughte69 June 22, 2011
Get the plankwich mug.Used as an insult for any number of situations whereby it warrants that whatever is said is negated by a a directive that the other party would be better off if they were plucking the stank ass hairs out of your filthy gooch.
Teacher: Dan. Your scholastic performance is below par.
Dan: Pluck my gooch.
Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.
Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.
Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.
Driver2: Pluck my gooch.
Dan: Pluck my gooch.
Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.
Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.
Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.
Driver2: Pluck my gooch.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
Get the Pluck My Gooch mug.When someone is both a plonker and a nonce.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.
by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020
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