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Ping Pong Palsy

While Palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, Ping Pong Palsy is the embarrassing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. Causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. Symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.
Seth: "Man, Dan is slaughtering James in ping pong."

Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"

Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."
by Flyn Hawaiin February 27, 2010
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chupa mi pinga

pinga means dick, penis, or cock in spanish. Chupa means lick or suck. Mi equals my, so if you put it all together it should be, suck (and or lick) my dick (and or penis etc)
This is what a chonga would do!
Paco: Oye holmes am kiiNda loneLy.
Diego: Letz git us sum hynas let em chupa mi pinga know what am sayin'
Paco: siiimon homie.

--chongas walk by--

Paco: hola mamasitasss.

--chongas claw themselves to get to their dicks first--
by chupamipingaholmes August 10, 2008
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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Pingering

This is the act of a woman, massaging a man's prostate, with her fingers... through the man's colon wall.
Pingering is the act of inserting a gloved, lubed and gentle, woman's finger (pad first) into the male colon. Finger pointing toward the man's bladder/belly, massaging with a come hither motion (him on his back, fingers pointing upwards), or a gentle forward and backward motion. Pingering is used to relieve the swelling of a man's prostate expelling toxic fluids that may cause prostate problems... also used for sensual excitement, in marital foreplay.
AKA "Prostate Milking" G-Spot Massage Sacred Spot Massage.
A practice, health measure, dating to the Ancient Chinese, Hindu's and Egyptian Pharaohs, insuring longevity of their offspring.
by AlyasSmyth December 28, 2009
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ghost pinging

when an asshole pings everyone then deletes it afterwards to confuse people and to get their attention
"That fucking asshole is ghost pinging again! Ban him!"
by seelz June 18, 2020
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Ping Ping

Cocaine, Columbian Sugar, Wake Up, Cocaina, Nose Candy, or Blow
"Yo my nigga you got some of that ping ping that stuff was the bees knees
by Real Nigga Wassap March 14, 2014
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