Drunk Planting

when someone gets drunk and decides to place flower pots in the middle of the road waiting for cars to hit them then gets arrested and starts cussing out the police officer.

Timmy was drunk planting last night.

by Sydalee July 11, 2007

face-plant

When you have gotten so messed up you just tip over and go face first into the ground without warning.

Noise was telling a great joke then the booze hit him and he did a total face-plant in the middle of the party like Peter from Family Guy!

by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise August 23, 2011

Plant Boys

The most dominating, infinate gang that destroys teams in SSM Ultimate with Pirahna Plant and worships plants everyday. (Not Gay)

"We got destroyed by the Plant Boys."

by DCFads2 September 23, 2019

TickleMe Plant

The famous houseplant that moves and closes its leaves when you Tickle It! It can easy be grown from seeds indoors year round. The TickleMe Plant is a very sensitive tropical plant.
It can also produce sparkling pink flowers.

I love how the leaves of the TickleMe Plant fold and the branches droop when Tickled.

by Jan Carres December 10, 2012

Emily Plant

The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.
There is only one Emily in this world and its not you, or is it?

Wow what an Emily Plant!!

by TGA March 14, 2011

Pussy Plant

Pussy Plant, (pus-ee plan-te) a pussy plant is similar to a dick tree, it is a female vagina with some sort of plant instantly growing out of it, many times, pussy plants are mistaken for two things, very hairy pubic hairs, or a female with a penis. Be warned, pussy plants must be watered and trimmed daily.

Woah, Celena has a large penis!" "No that's just her pussy plant

by RaymondAbid November 22, 2011

plant juice

A morbid healthy liquid that one drinks.

Tastes like a morbid mixture of salsa, peanut butter, and canned cranberries.

Has the tendency to make one morbid/drousy/lazy/drunk/fly/hallucinate/high



morbid

A morbid state of the juices of a plant, or in this case, plant juice

by Garephanie February 5, 2009