platonic soulmate

•like a soulmate but non romantic
•a best friend that you were meant to be best friends with
•when you love someone so much but you don’t want to date them and they’re not family
•Note: just like you can have a romantic crush you can also have a platonic crush called a squish

Aimee: OMG, I love you Emily, you’re my platonic soulmate.
Emily: I love you too, i’ve had a squish on you for so long

Person 1:Oh are you two dating?

Person 2&3: no we’re just platonic soulmates

by squishtomarry13 January 27, 2018

Platinum Star Gay

Noun - A Gold Star Gay who was born by cesarean section and has never touched a vagina.

He was a naturally-born Platinum Star Gay.

by Skarrj May 19, 2014

spank the plank

A handshake, or high five (or low five).

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017

Playerbase

The population of active players of a video game. May also refer to the players of a specific community within a game.

"Why are our ratings so low? We were at 87% just last week!"

"It's the playerbase, sir. They're rallying together and protesting the latest patch by mass downvoting."

by TheGhostOfEcho419 October 11, 2018

plaket

The sound the mac makes when you get shot in the eye. Originally from the GTA guy rolling through the hood on a piano.

Ridin’ down the block with the glock yo ass finna get shot plaket pla-ket pla-ket

by ogthiccy November 25, 2018

Planet Nafalofagus

It’s that planet where giant chaotic orbs of candy, rainbows, and stars grow out of the ground, some of them wearing bow ties, some of them dripping, etc. Also, it snows.

Moriah drew a picture in her latest video of planet Nafalofagus.

by Ceaseisqueen March 28, 2022

FUCK PLANK

A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.

Hey Charles is the fuck plank ready for the summer.

by Chain-o-lakes August 19, 2008