pitty pussy

The use of tragedy or misfortune by someone to get some pussy.

After Joe cried on Dawns shoulder for an hour about his father only having six months to live.She kicked in the pitty pussy.

by PERMWORD34 February 27, 2008

Pittsburgh Pipe

Where a Woman (or Man) gives a Blowjob or Blumpkin by:

1) Sucking on the tip of the dick

2) Cups the balls (like the botom of a pipe).

3) Proceeds to light the pubic hair on fire while "puffing" on the dick.

"Michelle gave me a "Pittsburgh Pipe" last night dude!"

"No Way man, that's awesome!"

"I know! I don't think my pubes will ever grow back!"

by PockaCabeza January 16, 2010

Pittsburgh Polack

A pre-coital misstep in which the penis is erroneously inserted into the anus, rather than vagina and the bowels are uncontrollably released.

I was so drunk this weekend I took a girl in the alley behind the End Zone and gave her the ole Pittsburgh Polack.

by Oletoker May 20, 2010

Pittsburg Toilet

Historically Pittsburg was a industrial town, so they had toilets and a shower in the bathroom so that people could go wash off after a hard day mining coal or whatever. The result is that old crappy houses that college students rent will have a random unconnected ancient toilet in their basement. The probem is that these god damn toilets aren't connected but random idiots will use them anyways.

oh shit, the drunk freshmen took a shit in the pittsburg toilet, better get a bucket.

The pittsburg toilet has historic poo in it.

by cherry poppin stevo May 22, 2010

pittsburgh

greatest city on the planet full of old fat guys who like to drink pabst blue ribbon and watch the stillers. if you dont like pittsburgh, you fucking suck.

pittsburgh is where people go to get drunk and pass out in the cold, hence i would give my right nut to never leave.

by owen January 12, 2004

Pittsburgh Parfait

A sexual maneuver where the male approaches the female and places assorted berries in her mouth. From here he proceeds to skull fuck the female. When the male has finished his "business" the female is left with a tasty treat.

Mike:Dude i totally gave Gina the Pittsburgh Parfait last night and i told her it was courtesy of Comptons Finest.
Jim:She must have enjoyed her dessert.

by senorstinson May 4, 2009

pitted

When a surfer is within the tube section of a breaking wave, so far within that they are unlikely to make it out because they are very deep within the tube of the breaking wave.

Oh brah, you see that guy get pitted on that wave over there!? Sweet!

by Brandon Nigri January 2, 2009