Squirty Penguin Poops

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).

Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.

Mother: You've got what?

Kid: You know... SPP.

Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.

by DontCallMeMom December 3, 2013

Narcissistic Penguin

Someone who thinks they are a good moderator on online communities when really they're not

Wow! You must be a narcissistic penguin - you're THAT bad!

by BlueCore January 30, 2017

club penguin

Game that reverses multiple situations of real life.

In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.

by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017

GWEEN PENGUIN

A priest wearing a green cloak!

GWEEN, wait no, GWEEEENNNNN, NO GWEEN PENGUIN!

by Nitram sicnarf May 12, 2021

late night club penguin masturbation

When you go on Club penguin and get aroused by the female penguins and masturbate to them at night.

o fuk tht penguin is 1 hot piece of sheeit, mmm, im gonna return and pull Late Night Club Penguin Masturbation

on u babe

by Musicgod14 February 9, 2014

Lubed as a penguin

When something is lubed like a penguin, it means it's very slippery, and sometimes uneasy to handle. Kinda like how penguins can easily slide on their bellys.

My dick is lubed as a penguin.

by UrBn-_-Zombie March 21, 2020

The club penguin dancing minigame

A Dance Dance Revolution based game that has the best song selection on planet earth. It got knocked off by Friday Night Funkin'.

The club penguin dancing minigame is simply the best rhythm game ever.

by MindLockAERO March 14, 2021