picnic panic

When a twitch stream suddenly goes offline and the chat explodes with people panicking.

Watcher1: "Wait it went offline?"
Watcher2: "It did!!!"
Watcher1: "OMG WHYYYYY"
Watcher3: "Well this calls for a picnic panic."
panic issues in chat

by NekoHimi August 14, 2014

Leicester Picnic

Performing oral sex in a public place.

She was romanced when their second date was a Leicester Picnic in the bushes at Abbey Park. But before long he was fixated on having Leicester Picnics in as many Tesco carparks as possible.

At last night's Leicester Picnic they shared some Maryland chicken followed by a good lick on her fanny, before the security guard moved them on.

by GeneralHot April 16, 2014

Yuppie Picnicker

Two words used to describe someone awful without calling them something totally vulgar.
Instead of calling someone a slut, fag, whore or cunt you could use Yuppie Picnicker.

Mya: Did you hear about Veronica last night? She slept with John again.
Kyle: After she got back together with Carter? What a Yuppie Picnicker.

by glacierablaze July 31, 2018

The Picnic

When you and three friends all insert one end of a tablecloth firmly into your anus, and then spread it evenly apart so that the cloth is taut. You then have a fourth friend gently rest their nutsack or breasts onto the tablecloth. Bon appetit!

Me and my friends all got together to do The Picnic and it was an amazing bonding experience!

by Space Moose June 22, 2019

cemetery picnic

To engage in a sexual act with another living human being in a morbid setting such as a cemetery.

"I met her in the graveyard and we had a cemetery picnic..."

by Ladd Smith November 3, 2007

Tijuana Picnic

When two people, upon realizing that continuing a night out with drunken psychopath(s) could turn into a murderous nightmare, much like the city of Tijuana, abandon said psychopath(s) to embark on a far less dangerous, yet highly enjoyable experience, much like a picnic. This term is particularly relevant when the name of the bar to which said two people escape is called Tijuana Picnic, and even more so when said two people order tequila at this bar, even if they don’t drink it.

We were pretty sure we would die if we stayed with Aadhar as he berated our cab driver with racial slurs at 2 AM, so we just ended up pulling a Tijuana Picnic.

by foshololo March 28, 2015

picknik

when a boys penis goes in between the boobs and the girl licks whipped cream off of him

my boyfriend and i pickniked last night in the bed.

by lggrllllllzzzzzmgtybns December 29, 2007