Pedodestrian

Abbreviated form of the two words pedophile pedestrian and may appear as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective and conjunction in common sentences.

"Dennis Ferguson was a pedodestrian"

by Wassup Bitch November 22, 2014

Pedofeet

Where your toes look like mini bald pedofiles

Wow you got some mad pedofeet bro

by Pedofeet101 October 15, 2019

Pedobear

A cartoon bear that has an obsession over young children (hence the pedo part).

We should be careful about walking home from school, there have been some pedobear sightings.

by boomer energy December 8, 2019

Pedo's Excuse

Basically wanting to fuck a anime girl that looks like a toddler but you say it's fine because shes "1000 YeArS oLd"

"Bro why do you want to fuck a literal newborn?"

"It's okay bro, shes actually 500 years old"

"Sounds like a classic case of the pedo's excuse to me, but ok"

by 3zhd April 12, 2021

relationship pardon

Where, typically at the end of a relationship, one or usually both parties extend forgiveness for all bad acts performed during the course of the relationship.

Ex 1: You never apologized for x.
Ex 2: I didn't have to. It was covered under the relationship pardon.

by [e-mail] February 5, 2009

En pedo

to be drunk

Juan: Boludo, que pedo nos pusimos ayer!

(Hey, We were so drunk last night!)
Luis: Sí, estaba muy en pedo!
(Yes, I was really drunk!)

by Chichiuaua April 25, 2011

Crypto Pedo

Crypto enthusiasts who prey on people who are young in the crypto scene, taking advantage of them because they don't know any better

Swyftx are crypto pedos

by kighafreewren January 15, 2021