by quetchwa October 22, 2008
Get the peruvian mug.A prided and very complicated sex position involving two males, a hermaphrodite, and one female. In this truly magical union, the hermaphrodite is required to be having anal sex with the female while another male is having vaginal sex with himher. The female and the other male are having oral sex with each other.
This truly unique and rare occurence got its name when two American explorers first landed in Peru. They had just embarked on an extremely long voyage and had not seen a woman in a long time. Unfortunately they landed in Peru in the middle of the night and could not see the prostitutes that greeted them very well, this caused a misunderstanding when a chihuahua with a birth defect wandered by. The dog was grabbed and added to
their foursome. When they woke up the next morining after the best sex of their lives, they realized what had happened, thus forming great stories to tell
their fellow americans.
This technique has not since been performed with a hermaphrodidic dog because to find one is much harder than to find a hermaphrididic human but if a dog is available it is encouraged to add them to the mix and make the position all the more exciting.
This truly unique and rare occurence got its name when two American explorers first landed in Peru. They had just embarked on an extremely long voyage and had not seen a woman in a long time. Unfortunately they landed in Peru in the middle of the night and could not see the prostitutes that greeted them very well, this caused a misunderstanding when a chihuahua with a birth defect wandered by. The dog was grabbed and added to
their foursome. When they woke up the next morining after the best sex of their lives, they realized what had happened, thus forming great stories to tell
their fellow americans.
This technique has not since been performed with a hermaphrodidic dog because to find one is much harder than to find a hermaphrididic human but if a dog is available it is encouraged to add them to the mix and make the position all the more exciting.
by Sir Alexander Wiley III September 25, 2009
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It's awful. Perachel is the ship that must never be shipped. Its Percy and Rachel, but everyone knows Percy and Annabeth are PERFECT!
Perachel sucks.
by booknerd1314 September 19, 2019
Get the Perachel mug.1. In regards to fandom: A state of pure squee, instigated by sensual or sexual material. 2. The highest state of arousal possible while only viewing sexual acts vicariously.
1. The GQ magazine cover with Lea Michelle and Diana Agron was so unexpected, so hot...I achieved pervana.
2. Shyla Stylez, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels...bikinis...soaking wet...making out and fondling each other: pervana.
2. Shyla Stylez, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels...bikinis...soaking wet...making out and fondling each other: pervana.
by XavierZane October 22, 2010
Get the pervana mug.When the female partner empties a gallon of milk inside her asshole, the male partner then lays directly below the woman's anus and opens his mouth as wide as possible to receive a huge load of poop/milk diarrhea into the his mouth, having the appearance of chocolate milk or mud.
friend 1: Daniel you finished all the milk!?!?
friend 2: Yeah man last night my chola gave a full serving of a Peruvian mud cup:)
friend 1: Nice!!
friend 2: Yeah man last night my chola gave a full serving of a Peruvian mud cup:)
friend 1: Nice!!
by Trolliepoliex23 February 21, 2011
Get the Peruvian Mud Cup mug.Jerry said he couldn't wait to see Joanie this weekend and she better watch out because he was going to give her the Peruvian Death Fuck.
by kg723 July 4, 2013
Get the Peruvian Death Fuck mug.Like Slut Shaming, except this is the act of shaming someone for being a pervert.
Essentially trying to force your version of what is acceptable sexual behavior on someone else.
Essentially trying to force your version of what is acceptable sexual behavior on someone else.
1.
So she took a shit right on your chest? Gross.
Enough with the Perv Shaming.
2.
Whoa, you mean to tell me there are naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence but you expect us not to look at them because they're a 'gross invasion of her privacy' ? Dude, that's Perv Shaming.
3.
Hath not a Pervert hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a puritan is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?
Thou art engaged in the act of Perv Shaming!
From "The Merchant of Dick Pics"
So she took a shit right on your chest? Gross.
Enough with the Perv Shaming.
2.
Whoa, you mean to tell me there are naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence but you expect us not to look at them because they're a 'gross invasion of her privacy' ? Dude, that's Perv Shaming.
3.
Hath not a Pervert hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a puritan is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?
Thou art engaged in the act of Perv Shaming!
From "The Merchant of Dick Pics"
by flashwildecard September 1, 2014
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