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perpetrate; perpetrator

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To inappropriately and unjustifiably wrong another, particularly -but not necessarily- knowingly or maliciously.
Man, that's the second time this month my paycheck was wrong; they need to quit perpetrating!
by K-Wheezle May 25, 2004
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penitration

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The act in which my huuuuuuuge dick slides in yo mommas pussy, maybee even her asshole (depends on my mood)
I enjoyed that penitration i gave yo momma
by Anal_Rejection January 23, 2018
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Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder, also known as OAPD, is an incurable disease that affects 1.2 million Americans. OAPD sufferers generally find the urge to stick random objects up their bums regardless of size or importance.

Rare cases involve small dogs and children and often times results in severe injuries for anyone/anything involved.

In the most severe patients, there seems to be an increase in OVPD (Obsessive Vaginal Penetration Disorder).

OAPD is not contagious; however, it is a habit that can be picked up by anyone at any age.
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Jarren: Hey Jasmine, have you seen my spanish book?

Jasmine: Um, no? Ask Tejada...

Jarren: I can see the spine of the book poking through the back of your pants; Danielle already told me about your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder.

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Jarren: Wtf Jasmine? Where the hell is muh pickle at?

Jasmine: Why do you always look at me?

Jarren: Cause every time you fart, the room starts to smell like pickles. Have you taken your meds yet for your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder?

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Jarren to family: Hey guys, I have a friend coming over in awhile... she's got a bit of a problem.

Grandma: What is it?

Jarren: Oh, its nothing much... we're just going to have lock up anything that could possibly fit up her butt.

Grandma: Oh my, it's that Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder. It seems to get the best of us.
by cherryrhubarbpie March 4, 2011
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sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.
Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...
by Iva Penis March 1, 2007
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penetration pal

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A far less aggressive term for "fuck buddy." PG and silly way to describe a sex friend. Plus, alitteration is awesome.
I'm feeling so horny, I'm going to text my penetration pal!
by SicoliComedy February 8, 2017
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Penetration Probation

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When you’re disappointed with a significant other, so you punish them with a time-out on sex.
Him: I’m so disappointed you kissed that dude. I’m putting you on penetration probation.

Her: but I need the dick
by mjdy November 28, 2017
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