penile

what are you?

look at yourself! THATS WHAT A PENILE Is...word?

by You_Fking_Wish. January 17, 2004

Penile Epilepsy

The condition responsible for the spasm which occurs immediately prior to premature ejaculation.

Your Mother: "Oh, are you...finished? Already?"
Me: "Damn I TOLD you I got penile epilepsy."

by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011

Penile worms

Small legless invertebrate parasites that occupy the inside of an unclean penile cavity.

I was really in love with Larry. He had such a nice cock and the sex was great. But when those maggot-like penile worms crawled out of his pee-hole, I called it quits pronto. How gross!

by Reguiba November 5, 2010

Penile Pete

A joyful way of greeting a male whos name is peter.

Penile pete...thee creation parkus, wherist thou control thy action!

by MitchellR August 3, 2006

pepileptic

A person who is so addicted to pepsi that they experience the mental and phsyical symptoms of a person going through withdrawal from drugs or that of a person who if drank water would probably mealt due to contamination. These people often times experience seizures if gone with out having pepsi for more than 1 hour. More extreme cases have lead to sugar poisioning, ulcers and even death.

Oh my god!! If I don't get some god damn pepsi into me, I think I'm going to go into and pepileptic shock.

by Lil Angel May 17, 2006

penile curd

The term used in the surgeon's logbook to describe the sort of smeggy excretion produced by all the members of HMS Port Royal after they were all entertained by the same lady in a Port in Jamaica over a three-day period. Widely recognised as an excuse for having no quinine left.

'...Jan 21, 1653. The men are all up against the trots and the penile curd, although the hammocks preclude any buttock-ranging infestations...' Naval Surgeon, HMS Gallant

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

pencile dick

Having a skinny thin pencile like dick.

He got a small pencile dick.

by YoungBlood<69>_- March 21, 2017