mattress parakeets

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003

paraphernalia

Noun. (Pa - ra - pher - nay - lee - ah)

1) Items which might be associated with a particular habit or trade.

2) The operation which involves the removal of one's scrotal sack. A practice which has all but died out in these enlightened times but which was carried out in Australasia and parts of Asia on convicted criminals who were deemed as unsuitable to father further children.

'let me get my paraphernalia and I'll see what I can do for you'

by Peter Taylor April 13, 2006

Parachute

The Parachute: Insert both fists and feet into your partner's gaping vagina/asshole and hold on for dear life, in the shape of a human parachute. This can be extremely pleasurable for many different reasons; The massive amount of pressure and weight on the walls of the selected hole are enough to cause orgasm, but the sensation of wriggling fingers and toes will be too much to bare.

Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.

Me: Your mom sure does like it when I get a parachute going up in that gaping pussy of hers.

Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?

by Ten Piece Cunt McNugget May 30, 2010

Parachute Knicker

(Scottish) Edinburgh saying referring to a lady who likes the boaby and her pants are like a parachute that hovver aboot the knee area.

Shut it parachute knickers, you've hud mare pricks than a second hand dart board!

by MC Yourmamma June 17, 2011

Parachute Pussy

When you have not got laid in so long you're ready to make a booty call to someone you normally wouldn't have sex with but it's better than a hooker.

Bro, I broke down and pulled the ripcord on my Parachute Pussy last night. It's been so long I almost went to the Rub and Tug.

by Lance Pimpstrong October 10, 2015

Parawhore

A girl who's always wants to fly down south (give you a blow job) like if she were a paratrooper.

Spencer: I'm on a dry spell in need head
Ben: Just hit up Becca, she's a parawhore.

by EliD916 March 15, 2017

Parachute pizza

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.

(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017