Pendragon

A cold heartless earth deity bent on the annihilation of the human race and world domination. Known for manipulating females into submissive contracts for life where they proceed to train them into modern day Valkyries. Identifiable by their low body temperatures, cynical demeanors, and the weakening affect of being out in the sun for long periods of time has on them.

Kai Vessalius was such a cynical and demanding child his parents feared he would become a Pendragon.

by Gyaku-X5 November 27, 2012

bandwagon

Any fan of a sports team because they are good.

"Bruh, you are a bandwagon, you never like the New Jersey Nets, but since they moved to Brooklyn you are a fan..."

by OutsidetheTesseract May 24, 2014

Bandwagon

An act/acts made by Nick Lynch or Christian Tilo. Commonly refers to sports fans.

Lynch is a bandwagoner because he switches his favorite team based on LeBron James whereabouts.

by ogbk August 30, 2014

paddywagon

This is the vehicle you ride in when you are the wingman, and get stuck with the troll from the bathroom. Because it is like a trip to jail!

Buddy1:"So how was it last night?"
Wingman: "Oh great, I was stuck in the paddy wagon, falling on the grenade, for you! I think I've wounded my inner child>

by Oh god help me please...... November 1, 2003

Bandwagon

When an individual cheers for a team when they're in the playoffs, but doesn't actually watch the games, even when they get the low budget cable station the game is being televised on.

Example

What the bandwagon says happened: "Dude, that game last night was incredible! Boston totally outplayed Chicago! Go Bruins!!!"

What actually happened: The bandwagon watched a few minutes of the game and then fell asleep only to wake up the next morning, check their phone and find out that Boston won in overtime.

by cad281 June 19, 2013

bandwagoning

the uncontrollable attraction of multiple individuals from one social grouping to an individual of the opposite sex; without realization or intention.

Lara: "quit bandwagoning" Justin: "sorry can't help it, what can i say, i'm just that good"

by J.Beaulieu & L. Gardner December 30, 2008

Bandwagon

the entire UK basketball and Tebow/Bronco fan bases

Guy 1: "Look at that guy who is wearing the UK shit. He jumped on the bandwagon when Calipari went there."

Guy 2: "GO WILDCATS!!!"

Guy1: "Fuck off you bandwagoning douche."

by Mr. Logical Thinking April 5, 2012