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Pandeism

A religion invented by people who live on the internets which melds the most depressing bits of pantheism and deism, which basically says that God is dead, and we are insects feasting on His dead flesh, but at the end of time, God will rise from His death, and all that exists will be crushed into nothing, becoming mere misty water-color memories in the shadows of God's mind.
You know what, I don't have to listen to a damn thing you say because I'm into pandeism, so nothing matters to me anyway
by J.D.G. brj May 3, 2006
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Pander

Mythical bar creature which is half panda half hey there ya tiger.
by 69tittysprinkles69 September 26, 2019
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pandelirium

A word made popular by a crazy old englishman with nothing better to do with his time than to make up stupid words in hopes of looking smarter than he actually is.
it was absolute pandelirium!
by LUMPEDWINK! April 16, 2007
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Pandayadig

The best streamer in the world who is too humble and likes mike and ikes
Pandayadig is so funny you should follow him
by Attackbro123 December 7, 2018
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Pandertisement

Especially common with modern society's "victim culture" ; An advertisement that subtlety throws in injustices from the past or in line with a certain political agenda, having nothing to do with the reality of modern day, in order to sell more of their advertised products to people of a certain background or race.
Person 1: Hey what did you think about that recent Gillette ad ?
Person 2: Yea man that shit was a total Pandertisement.
by BongKusher69420 September 1, 2019
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Pandemarxist

A movement using the human fear of pandemics to destroy free market systems to advance Marxist ideology.
The Pandemarxists are creating mass fear and demanding the shutdown of almost all travel, schools, and businesses due to Corona Virus fears.
by flytosurf March 16, 2020
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Pandemic Trap

When a thirst trap occurs/is sent during during a pandemic and you're willing to risk it to get the biscuit.
Mike's crush sent him a pandemic Trap, so I guess we won't see him for 14 days or his funeral
by Reeru March 19, 2020
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