The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student
1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.
2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.
2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.
by wismty May 18, 2005
The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.
John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.
by Poomoj September 09, 2013
When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!
I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 14, 2015
A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.
King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."
by EnchAnting since '04 August 05, 2017
by miriam123 July 22, 2010
Woops, That was "Premature Indication" the corner is not for miles yet.
That guy just "Prematurely indicated!"
That guy just "Prematurely indicated!"
by Bubbles82 September 05, 2011
I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.
by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021