The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student
1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.
2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.
2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.
by wismty May 19, 2005
Get the premature ejaculationmug. The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.
John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.
by Poomoj September 9, 2013
Get the Premature Evacuationmug. Person 1: "doo doo doo da doo bum bum, On a dark desert highway..."
The Eagles: "On a dark desert highway..."
Person 2: "Hey, knock off that premature vocalization."
The Eagles: "On a dark desert highway..."
Person 2: "Hey, knock off that premature vocalization."
by D-Lynn May 12, 2010
Get the premature vocalizationmug. Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.
Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.
Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.
by xtopher brown December 9, 2008
Get the premature comeupagemug. the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.
"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"
by OriginalSpaceBox September 23, 2012
Get the Premature Clapulationmug. When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.
"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."
"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."
"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."
by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022
Get the Premature Invitulationmug. It’s like one foot in front of the other, over and over, but you forgot you’re not using your foot and your “front buddy” let’s it out.
Hey Sean, did you see Timmy & Jimmy trying to rock it, in the socket? That’s definitely going to lead to premature aleakulation…
by The guy from ya sista's joint April 4, 2022
Get the Premature aleakulationmug.