The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.
John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.
by Poomoj September 9, 2013
Get the Premature Evacuation mug.The act of accidentally hitting "The Big Key" while still in the passionate heat of typing a message, requiring a 2nd message in order to finish the job. (The Send key while texting, or Enter key while chatting)
Mr. Sheen: So I told my publicist that I just keep winning and winning, and he said
Mr. Estevez: Ya...so what did he say??
Mr. Estevez: Oh, come on bro!
Mr. Sheen: Hang on.... (sent while cutting and pasting)
Mr. Estevez: Geez, just forget it!
Mr. Sheen: Sorry dude, Premature Keyjaculation! I went to hit the quote key but hit the enter key instead...anyways, he said "Winning at what? Becoming the world's biggest asshole?" Can you believe that guy??
facebook: Your message was not sent because Mr. Estevez is offline.
Mr. Estevez: Ya...so what did he say??
Mr. Estevez: Oh, come on bro!
Mr. Sheen: Hang on.... (sent while cutting and pasting)
Mr. Estevez: Geez, just forget it!
Mr. Sheen: Sorry dude, Premature Keyjaculation! I went to hit the quote key but hit the enter key instead...anyways, he said "Winning at what? Becoming the world's biggest asshole?" Can you believe that guy??
facebook: Your message was not sent because Mr. Estevez is offline.
by Tropical Daydreamer April 1, 2011
Get the Premature Keyjaculation mug.When someone drops a college class before the end of the semester/quarter. Causes for premature dropjaculation are many, including: rigorousness of class, a dislike for the professor, or unforeseen obstacles. It is very rare for someone to make it through college without prematurely dropjaculating at least once.
Person 1: Hey, I don't see you in class anymore.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I prematurely dropjaculated.
Person 1: Man, don't worry about it. It happens to everyone at least once.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I prematurely dropjaculated.
Person 1: Man, don't worry about it. It happens to everyone at least once.
by Thecanuck April 6, 2011
Get the Prematurely Dropjaculate mug.When you click the mouse before you want to or an uncontrollable tick that clicks on something you didn't want
I was scrolling along when my finger clicked the mouse in a place I didn't choose. Sometimes my index finger double clicks when it shouldn't or clicks prematurely. This is premature clickation
by madlove10 April 12, 2011
Get the premature clickation mug.1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.
2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.
3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.
3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!
by Mortgage Commitments April 13, 2011
Get the Premature Tabulation mug.Tom sent me an email question the other day and I had just sent the answer right before his Premature Ejacuquery.
by Lynn Shirley September 6, 2010
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