Pregsturbate

When a pregnant woman’s significant other is too afraid to have sex, so she has to masturbate to calm her large Lobito.

When Cindy reaches her 8th month of pregnancy she had to pregsturbate because her husband didn’t want to hurt the baby.

by MRK85 July 22, 2020

Pregsturbating

The act of a pregnant woman masturbating because her significant other is afraid to have sex.

Sean was awoken at 2AM by his very pregnant wife pregsturbating.

by MRK85 July 22, 2020

preash

thank you, a way of ebonicizing gratitude. holla at cha boy

"hey kirk, come give me a blumpkin...preash."

by arty geller August 31, 2008

Preggo-Cravo

Something that one craves when they are pregnant

My wife made me get up at 2 a.m. to get Papa John's Pizza for her, because she was having another preggo-cravo

by BEASTLY T January 29, 2010

Pregasorous

A woman in an expectant condition who thinks she is the boss of anyone whose not.

Clerk at the 7-11: ...err mamm, he was in line first...
Pregasorous: my water its breaking, do you want the money or not?
Clerk: Okay mam, sorry sir, here is your change. Have a nice day. Sorry sir.
Customer waiting in line: That makes the third Pregasorous today.

by non-hazardous waste April 4, 2010

preg-stration

When your girl misses a period and starts acting all fuckin weird. Usually involves cravings, complaints about boob soreness, gloating about inflated breasts, mood swings, nausea, etc. About two days after you're convinced you made a baby she starts raggin.

Guy 1: Hey man, the woman has been eating pbj n fried horse dick sandwiches and talking about her tits nonstop
Guy 2: She bleedin?

Guy 1: nah she was supposed to last week
Guy 2: prolly just preg-stration, how many bogus preggo scares y'all had?

Guy 1: prolly

by SirFuckingLenard420 July 3, 2014

pregame poontang

Relieving stress before your big game.

Man you look like your tired! You might want some pregame poontang before this big baseball game!

by Styke August 9, 2015