Poser

my little sister. someone who pretends to be something they're not.

my little sister is preppy and she tries to be goth and punk and skater. that is a poser

by tayter_bug July 13, 2009

poser

A poser is someone who pretends to be something they are not in order to look cool. Whether it be a techno poser, an emo poser, or even a lesbian poser, each one pretends to like that in order to be cool. Often, a poser will deny the fact that they are lying, and look at other people's shirts to prove it.

Showing off your noobie trance music, you poser?

Guy1: Hey man, are you punk?
Guy2: Yeah, yeah, man, I'm punk.
Guy1: Oh yeah, man, what bands do you like?
Guy2: Er.. Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....
Guy1: Stop looking at our shirts.
(Shirts read: Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....)

by xograce. August 01, 2006

poser

noun - one who acts like something he/she is not. usually deals with music. people who think they are punk but are just dumb. avril lavigne.

Billy- Wow Johnny, you sure are punk'd out today with your liberty spikes and leather jacket!
Johnny- Yea I just found a new punk band that you'll never know about.
Billy- O? and what band might that be?
Johnny- New Found Glory
Billy- Stop being a Poser Johnny.

by pOs-Er May 02, 2003

poser

a poser is someone who copies who they think are the cool people's everymove and then go and spend money on crap they can't do or will more then likely ever do. things like skateboarding or learning to play the guitar or drums or something just cause all the people around them do it.

1. joe- hey i just got the most awesomest skateboard ever!
bob- how muck did it cost?
joe- like $200
bob-that's a lot...can you do any tricks on it?
joe-um... yea but i can't do them now.
bob- why not?
joe- um.....
bob- damn poser get a life

by ~demon eyes~ October 14, 2005

poser

1.Someone who tries to be popular by looking or acting like someone else. Sometimes, NOOBS are also called posers when they act like other people in the group without a hint of autheniticy. Happens in most common style groups like Goth, Punk, Wigger (Chav), and most infamously, Prep and Pop culture.

2. A character, show, or actor that doesn't have a clue of being individually styled.

Johnny is still a poser to the prep kids after he tried to wear the same brands as every one else.

Hot Topic was one of the most feared poser-stores to both true Punks and Goths alike.

by Sasquatch_Rebel May 01, 2008

poser

A poser is someone who poses for something. Trying to be something they're really not. They want to be it so bad (wannabe), but unfortunately they don't do it naturally. People can see right through posers. Usually posers are a midway of things because posers are always "half-in" than full.

The Pussycatdolls are posers. They are a group of six or seven talentless girls who can't sing or dance for their live. They wear tacky, slutty, clothing and hope that their skimpy clothes make up for their lack of talent. I still don't know if they are trying to be showgirls, prostitutes, or dirty broadway singers.

by just another Teenager November 11, 2008

poser

Punk poser: listens to American Idiot consantly and is totaly obsessed but doesn't know they had other cd's in the 90's

Goth poser: person who wears all black clothes ect. but doesn't even know Edgar Allen Poe or acts very cheery

skater poser: wears skater clothes and owns a skateboard but never uses the board. Can't even balance for long

Poser:AMERICAN IDIOT ROCKS!!!!11!!1!!

Me: My favorite green day cd is Nimrod or dookie

Poser: WTF ARE THOZE ALBUMZ!?!?!?

by Hollicide May 17, 2005