Portland High School

Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport

woah portland high school just got shit on by lansing catholic

by thatfootballguy12849 January 14, 2022

Portland Trail Mix

Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2

Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix

Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime

Vinnie- idk I might be hungry

by The Liberian February 28, 2025

The Portland Curse

When your team drops 4 games in a row to lose the series up 2-0. The day the Black Parade died.

Wow how did you guys sell? The Portland Curse.

by ChopOwl18 May 2, 2025

Portland three way

A three way with two lesbians and a straight man.

I think those lesbians felt bad for me, I thought I had a chance for a ‘Portland three way’.

by Owengay69 October 2, 2022

Portland Picasso

Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.

Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...

by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021

Portland dwellers

A fenthead or other drug user who roams the Portland streets terrorizing the public

“Portland dwellers stole my fucking dog and listed it on Graigslist”

by Big ol dog March 22, 2024

portland nosejob

to inject black tar heroin into one's penis tip

"hey, did you hear that juan and carlos were giving eachother portland nosejobs?"

by fleshydevice August 29, 2025