Porch Rican

(noun) A Puerto Rican with a basic palate.

You don’t eat clams?! You’re such a Porch Rican.

by Pseudoname8 September 26, 2019

farquaads porch

An onomatopoeia for the "Archons Forge" area in the 2016 video game Destiny: Rise of Iron, by Bungie Software. It is a mind-numbingly boring arena you must fight through, as if a miniature, malicious monarch set it up.

Hey, wanna grind some rounds at Farquaads Porch to get a 400 light ghost drop? RNGesus has not been kind to me today.

by naruto uzumakemewet March 28, 2017

Porch kids

In a blended family, these are children of no blood relation fro. A former marriage...a porch kid is a step beyond a step child

I took my porch kids to the concert.

by poppy3415 July 02, 2019

Porch-cane

Enjoying a frosty Hurricane malt beverage on the front porch of a dilapidated house or building while sitting preferably on a couch and watching traffic drive by.

"Dude," he said with a grin, "The weather is pretty sweet today, lets have a porch-cane."

by Slippery Nickel April 24, 2008

porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

by BearlySexual October 29, 2015

Porch nipples

Sweaty, hillbilly areolae, glistening in the sun on Meemaw’s front porch.

Boy, get on in here and put a shirt on, lest you put your porch nipples on display for the whole world to see.

by Dotenheimer June 13, 2023

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person

Shut the fuck up porch monkey

by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023